We need to get to the bottom of what is going on here:
- Will we see TOTUS in the unemployment line on Monday?
- Perhaps TOTUS has been overworked and just hired a printer to get a few days rest?
- Was the power in the Caribbean dirty causing TOTUS to crash and he needs a reload?
- Has TOTUS met with an 'unfortunate accident' and will the government cover it up?
Is there some risk for this president to read his remarks from paper?
Picture the protest signs now..."Obama read, trees bled!".
Then a conversation by the Soros backed protest organizers...
"But wait, he is promoting our socialist agenda by reading that paper."
"You're right, I forgot about our double standard. Destroy those signs immediately. Burn them or get them to the landfill, NOW!"
"Right. Then I'll tweet everyone and get them to disperse until we check with George on how he wants to handle this."
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