Stimulus bill = 'Raw Deal'

I guess it was 30 years ago, the government gave out surplus cheese. Now they are giving out pork, but we do not have a surplus. All you little kiddies out there, you are going to be working for the man to pay for this pork bill the president signed today.

Some are saying this is the next 'New Deal'. I call it the 'Raw deal' and it's full of pork. Everyone knows the dangers of ingesting raw pork--trichinosis. From this site

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, fatigue, fever, and abdominal discomfort are the first symptoms of trichinellosis.

Yep, that pretty much sums up how I have been feeling about this bill.