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Saturday, January 31, 2009

George loves mary jane?

Jimmy Carter's brother Billy liked beer. According to this article, Barack's brother likes marijuana 'cept it is an illegal substance Kenya and George Obama got busted.

<Cut to the White House>

"HQ to PR room, HQ to PR room! Give me a full damage report on this CNN article about George and the mary jane."
"HQ to damage control, HQ to damage control! Stand-by for action. Repeat, stand-by for action."

"We have CNN under control, sir."

"Great, now get to work on this LA times article"

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